Ken Livingstone fans revisit the failed ‘Tory Toffs’ tactic

Posted on October 11, 2011

Boris Johnson spoke at a Lambeth & Southwark Conservatives event last night in Lambeth Town Hall, rallying the troops in advance of next year’s GLA and London Mayoral election. In a retro return to the old days, a gaggle of Labour and Trade Union activists picketed the event, heckling guests as they arrived and making a minor nuisance of themselves.

It wasn’t just the sight of lefty pickets at Tory events that was a blast from the past, though – Ken Livingstone’s camp appear to be revisiting the “Tory Toffs” attack strategy that ultimately doomed Labour in the Crewe and Nantwich by-election. The organisers told protesters:

We would ask that formal dress be worn; bring your champagne flutes and martini glasses in the hope someone will provide some drink, and join us in trying to ensure that everyone may eat cake.

For those who don’t recall, this was exactly the approach that Labour took in Crewe and Nantwich in 2008 – Labour supporters turned up dressed in top hats to pursue an explicit class war strategy that they seemed convinced would work. It didn’t – the Conservatives got a 17% swing to take the seat, in part because voters were turned off by the stench of class warfare and the politics of envy. Even the Guardian described the toff attacks as “patronising, old-fashioned and divisive”.

Perhaps we shouldn’t be surprised that people who support Ken Livingstone are quite keen on things that are “patronising, old-fashioned and divisive”, given that you could plausibly put the phrase on Ken’s business card, but it doesn’t bode well for his election prospects. Particularly given that his old ally Lee Jasper was back in the thick of things, too, promoting the event on Twitter.

So here they are in all their glory, the politics-of-envy, class warriors who Ken apparently hopes will hand him the keys to the capital. I suspect the Boris campaign will be hoping they are wheeled out on a regular basis right up to polling day – as Crewe showed us, the more they do this, the more they will deter voters:

CrashBangWallace at Conservative Party Conference

Posted on September 30, 2011

If you’re going to Conservative Party Conference in Manchester (and you haven’t had enough of my opinions through this site), I’ll be speaking at two fringe meetings:

“Should social media be controlled by the state?”
Sunday 2nd October, 10.35am:
I’ll be chairing this panel discussion with Robert Halfon MP, Christian May of Media Intelligence Partners and Sam Bowman of the Adam Smith Institute. In the aftermath of the riots, it was suggested that Government should be able to control and even close down social networks like Twitter – what are the threats to free speech, how does this threat impact on the explosion of online freedom, and could it even be done?

“The case for Fair Fuel”
Sunday 2nd October, 1pm:
I will be speaking alongside Robert Halfon MP about his campaign to bring down fuel prices for motorists in the UK – one for petrolheads, tax cutters and anyone interested in revitalising the British economy and helping ordinary motorists go about their business.

Both of these events are being held in the excellent Freedom Zone, run by The Freedom Association, in Bridgewater Hall (click for a map). The Zone is the home of free speech at Conference and increasingly recognised as the venue for the real fringe where ideas, principles and policies are debated and fought over. It’s well worth a visit and is outside the secure zone, just round the corner from the main Conference venue, so you don’t need a conference pass to get in. Conference delegates, the media and anyone else in the Manchester area who is interested in freedom are all welcome. Click here for the full timetable of Freedom Zone events.

I’ll be round and about at various other events – if you fancy a pint at any point, it’s probably best to tweet at me at @wallaceME

I’ll also be on the lookout for good stories, gossip and exclusives from the conference bearpit so watch this space for the latest news – and if you hear of anything good, let me know!

Stat Prawn

Posted on August 19, 2010

I’ve had quite a few questions from people asking how the blog is going. Monday was the end of the first month of Crash Bang Wallace, so here is the Stat Prawn to explain how it’s gone on Google Analytics:

16th July – 16th August 2010 saw….

33,132 page views by

23,806 visits by

12,817 absolute unique visitors.

The biggest referrers were:

1. Guido Fawkes

2. Iain Dale

3. Conservative Home

4. Twitter (you can follow me here, by the way)

5. Facebook

6. Devil’s Knife

7. Obnoxio The Clown

8. Dick Puddlecote

It’s interesting that Twitter is the biggest referrer following the big three blogs – viral and organic marketing is getting increasingly powerful. Thanks to all the readers who’ve made this first month a big success – hopefully next month will be even better!

The train conductor who wants a ferry “blown out of the water”

Posted on July 26, 2010

The conductor on a train is responsible for passengers’ safety as well as just checking their tickets. He or she has the job of looking out for suspicious behaviour or dubious parcels, and if anything was to kick off then it is the conductor who would try to handle the situation in a way that would protect the passengers.

How would you feel, then, if the conductor of the train you were sitting on was apparently using Facebook to merrily urge bombings against other parts of the public transport system?

In a tie-in between Crash Bang Wallace and The Sun, we’ve today revealed someone who appears to be doing exactly that.

Given the recent riots and shootings in Northern Ireland, I thought it would be worthwhile looking round the various Republican Facebook groups to see what kind of views were being posted. Sure enough, it took about three clicks to get to “People against Loyalist marches where they’re not wanted“.

I’m not suggesting everyone in that group is an extremist – the vast majority hold legitimate views about the Orange Order marches. My expectation was that a few people might be spreading some extreme views – but largely for them to be usual suspects urging more rioting and violence against the police and army. That would be bad enough, but I had not anticipated this:

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Nice, eh? So here we have someone claiming to be a train conductor who is apparently wishing for his passengers to be blown up after they make their connection to the ferry.

This is unacceptable. It’s unpleasant that Mark Connor appears to think what happened to Mountbatten (and the 14 year old boy who was blown up in the same attack) was a good thing, but it’s downright disturbing that he apparently wants to see something similar happen to hundreds of innocent civilians. How can he be trusted with the security of these passengers on his train if he wants them dead?

While police officers are putting themselves in the firing line trying to keep order on the streets of Belfast, the last thing they need is someone in a position of responsibility calling for rioting to turn into a terror campaign.

The story is in The Sun today, and ScotRail have confirmed they have suspended and are investigating a member of staff.

Crash Bang Wallace is an opinion blog, but I also intend to dig up and break new stories as regularly as possible. This isn’t just hot air, it’s “Politics with a punch”. It’s good to see the first of those punches land.

PS The original post has been taken down, now, but here’s the full screen grab:


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