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Libertarian political blog from Mark Wallace; political opinion, breaking news and exclusivesSome advice for Diane Abbott
Posted on January 05, 2012
Here’s some good advice for Diane Abbott, embroiled in another race row:
“The Labour Party should never get involved in the politics of racial division.”
Imagine if she’d only listened to that wise comment, and learned its lessons. Which insightful sage said it in the first place?
Err, Diane Abbott did, condemning Phil Woolas on the Guardian website in November 2010…
A time for Eurosceptics to become the positive voice
Posted on December 12, 2011The reaction of pro-EU voices to David Cameron’s refusal to support fiscal union has been very revealing.
It has been revealing in that it has demonstrated clearly that the tiny pro-EU rump left in this country are actually happy with the idea that unelected EU officials should be able to overrule democratically elected Governments to dictate how member states’ financial affairs are run.
It has been very revealing that the EU establishment clearly never intended for vetoes to be used, and in fact is happy to circumvent them – ie that they have been a smokescreen all along.
It has also revealed what many of us have been saying in and around Westminster for some time – voters are sick of seeing British leaders roll over to have their tummy tickled at the EU negotiating table. Voters overwhelmingly agree with David Cameron on this one, and he’ll gain from that. Paddy Ashdown, by contrast, must be counting himself lucky that he’s no longer accountable to the electorate, so he can safely run round town shouting the EU’s message.
Most revealing of all, in my view, is the stark demonstration that the pro-EU side of British politics deeply and fundamentally lack faith in the abilities and potential of modern Britain. Without the protective wing of Mother Brussels and her trade barriers to shelter us, we are surely lost, they claim. Not for a second do they mull the idea that Britain has the capability to stand on its own two feet.
When they talk of retaining British “influence”, they mean that we can only retain influence in a reputational sense by sacrificing it in a practical sense. They mean that only by giving up our actual control over how we run our economy, our criminal justice system, our food production, our trading relationships and much more can we retain the cosy feeling of attending EU leaders’ banquets.
This is an insidious and depressing philosophy – talking Britain down, and automatically assuming that British scientists, entrepreneurs, business people and ordinary workers can never make their own way in the world. To use a 1970s term, they want a return to managing the nation’s decline.
For far too long the EU’s cheerleaders have been able to portray themselves as being on the sunny side of the street. They loved to make out that they were the friendly, positive optimists who saw sunny uplands in Britain’s future.
Contrast that to their message today:
“Suez seems mild in comparison. What sort of nation is it that rejoices in its own defeat?” – Labourlist
“At a time of economic crisis, we have made it more attractive for investors to go to northern Europe.” – Paddy Ashdown
“A Britain which leaves the EU would be considered irrelevant by Washington and will be considered a pygmy in the world.” – Nick Clegg
“In a world in which the influences of the old powers is diminishing by the day, Britain’s prime minister has attacked his closest partners and left our country weaker and more isolated” – Chris Davies MEP
There are plenty more bits of negativity where those came from, too. The peculiar and rare strain of politics that is Euro-enthusiasm is now essentially united around the core belief that Britain is a basket case. That’s not an idea which will set the electorate on fire with enthusiasm.
It is time to seize properly on this issue, and for eurosceptics to become the voice of positivity.
Where those who believe in integration see only weakness, we see great potential in Britain. Where they want protectionism, even at the cost of our economic health and starving bellies in the Third World, we want free trade and new enterprise. Where they look to secure a bed in the Little European retirement home, slowly dwindling away with the rest of the EU’s outdated economies, we want to reach out to trade with the whole world – India, China, Brazil and others.
When you talk to voters about the great issues of the day, they want to know what the future will look like for their children. Would they rather hear someone say “we think they’re done for, so we’ll give up their democratic rights in order to buy a seat in a declining economic bloc”, or “we’ll have faith in them to innovate and trade with the whole world”? The Lib Dems’ reluctance to collapse the Coalition and face an election rather answers that.
Unlikely lookalikes – Harry Cole and Seb Coe
Posted on October 06, 2011One of the Party Conference season’s favourite sports is blagging – by hook or by crook getting into private parties and receptions to which only the great and the good are invited. Each conference has its legends of truly heroic blags, but possibly the most impressive in conference history occurred earlier this week in Manchester.
Guido Fawkes’ mini-Guido and News Editor Harry Cole decided to try to walk brazenly into the Telegraph’s star-studded bash in the Midland Hotel despite not being on the guestlist. He was promptly flagged down by the security on the door, leading to the following exchange:
Security: ‘Scuse me, what’s your name?
Cole: Harry Cole
Security (consulting guestlist): Lord Coe?
Cole: Err, yes…
And in he strolled – no longer Harry Cole, twenty-something blogger and gossip-monger of note, but newly ennobled as 55-year-old Sebastian Coe, Knight of the British Empire, Baron Coe of Ranmore, Olympic Gold medallist and Chairman of the London Organising Committee of the 2012 Olympic Games.
An impressive blag which will be hard for anyone to top. If you still doubt it, compare the two gentlemen in question:
Harry Cole Seb Coe
BBC gives phone hacking 7 times more exposure than the Euro crisis
Posted on July 20, 2011The BBC are obviously smarting from the growing number of allegations that they have covered the phone hacking scandal so much that crucial issues like the increasingly likely collapse of the Euro have been neglected.
Of course many of those allegations are made by people who are themselves uncomfortable politically with the embarrassment being caused by the hacking issue, and of course the phone hacking scandal is absolutely rightly big news. However, if the Euro was to fall over next week with catastrophic economic consequences I suspect much of the public would be wondering how it all happened so suddenly, when in reality this crisis has been brewing for months and years.
The BBC’s Foreign Editor Jon Williams (who is, by the way, well worth following if you’re on Twitter) just said:
Surprised at claim #BBC covered #hacking to exclusion of other stories. Arab Spring, Italian Euro crisis & #eastafrica drought all prominent
It may be an exaggeration to say that other stories have been excluded entirely, but if you look at the evidence it’s pretty clear they’ve been eclipsed by the hacking coverage. Here are the results of searching the BBC News site for references to “hacking”, “euro” and “libya” over the last week:
Libya: 23 mentions
Euro: 32 mentions
Hacking: 246 mentions
As I say, hacking is a huge story and it does deserve large amounts of attention – but it’s hard to claim the BBC hasn’t taken its eye off other major issues while it’s been going on.
Unlike others I don’t necessarily think that’s solely because the BBC is threatened by Murdoch; it’s also because hacking is a media-village story taking place within the world most journalists inhabit. However the BBC in particular has a Charter responsibility to consider the public interest. That isn’t served by neglecting to cover the Euro crisis properly.
Sunday Times follows up on ResPublica’s “cash crisis”
Posted on June 05, 2011Following my story on Tuesday reporting the possibility of Phillip Blond’s ResPublica think tank letting “a sizeable majority of staff” go, the Sunday Times has apparently done some digging. In their article (behind the paywall here) they have dug up confirmation of my story as well as several other interesting things.
First, apparently ResPublica submitted a set of unaudited accounts to Companies House “last week, more than a month overdue”.
Those accounts cover the period 28 July 2009 – 31 October 2010, so it’s worth noting that they give us an insight into ResPublica’s first 15 months rather than the current state of play. The accounts also reveal several other interesting things about ”ResPublica Policy Limited”, to give the company its official name, particularly the fact Phillip Blond is the company’s sole director and shareholder.
The second finding in the Sunday Times is that my report that an outright majority of staff would be leaving was accurate – and in fact that the majority of them have already left. Of the 16 staff listed on their website, according to the Sunday Times ”redundancies and voluntary departures mean that only about six now remain”. Presumably the person whose job it is to update the website when people leave has, erm, left. ResPublica have put out a statement saying this dive in the number of employees is due not to any financial concerns but instead is part of a “restructuring” period.
Third, apparently ResPublica staff were actually locked out of their office by the landlord for non-payment of rent for a period which the Sunday Times’ source calls two weeks. ResPublica claim the period was only “several days” and that the failure to pay rent was due to a “technical bank account glitch” which for some reason could only be set right when Phillip Blond himself returned from (yet another) trip abroad. This is truly remarkable – and appears to be either a sign of an outfit with money troubles or one that is practically dysfunctional.
Most strikingly the accounts themselves reveal – and ResPublica acknowledge – that Phillip Blond has even taken out a loan from the company of £38,609, on top of a salary of £55,000 paid in dividends and other money towards reimbursing cash that he’d invested in setting up the company. That £38,609 loan was still outstanding as of 31st October 2010, though seeing as he’s the only director and shareholder of the company doing the lending and the recipient of the loan I’m guessing he’s not too scared that he’ll chase himself for it too hard.
So what do the numbers in the accounts show overall? The Sunday Times points to the Assets vs Creditors section of the document, which shows Assets of £244,092 and Creditors’ amounts of £257,450. In total ResPublica had net liabilities (debts exceeding assets) of £13,358. That doesn’t look like financial stability.
ResPublica’s response quoted in the Sunday Times is that the company made a “healthy profit” of about £4,000. Again, I’d argue even that isn’t very “healthy” at all for an outfit the size of ResPublica. Worse, as far as I can see that figure is actually the Profit/Loss Account of £3,197, so the reality is actually 25% less than the claimed £4,000. Furthermore, even that £3,197 only registers in the accounts as a positive figure because it takes into account tangible assets like computers and office equipment, which in this case are valued at £21,082.
The wider debate is about whether ResPublica is in “financial turmoil” (as the Sunday Times and I have reported) or not. In my view, a company doing a restructuring which involves losing or getting rid of 10 of their 16 staff, gets its staff locked out of the office for non-payment of rent and has a positive financial balance of at best just over £3,000 (including the value of the office desks) certainly gives the impression of such turmoil.
All in all, not a great picture at ResPublica Towers. I wonder if the remaining staff have considered taking it over themselves in a Red Tory mutualisation project to see if they could run it better than the current management?
NB If you’re interested, ResPublica’s full rebuttal statement – in which they quite cheekily accuse the Sunday Times of “an inability to read accounts” is on ConservativeHome here.
EXCLUSIVE: Phillip Blond’s ResPublica rumoured to be in serious trouble
Posted on May 31, 2011Phillip Blond’s rise to Westminster celebrity status has been meteoric. After launching the concept of Red Toryism in early 2009, his talent for self-publicity combined with the sense of there being an ideas vacuum in Westminster saw him appearing on media outlets all over the place. By the end of 2009 he had apparently raised quite a sizeable wedge of cash and launched ResPublica, his own thinktank.
It’s always interesting when a new thinktank emerges – particularly when it already has the financial and media velocity to hit the ground running. Unfortunately, I think even Blond’s best friends would confess that not a lot has happened in the 18 months since the launch.
Now I gather all is not well at ResPublica towers. Its website reports that it has 16 staff – a costly number to run on budget funded by donations, as anyone with think tank or charity experience will tell you. There are serious concerns circulating among ResPublica’s own team that the organisation is running out of cash in a big way and will soon need to let some staff go – in fact, they are worried that a sizeable majority of the staff will have to go to keep the books balanced and the thinktank in existence.
If these concerns are true then it seems the wheels are coming off the Phillip Blond bandwagon, which does not bode well for the future of his philosophy and message. Has his star burned out already?
Ed Balls – from Green Tax Crusader to Jeremy Clarkson
Posted on March 14, 2011Ed Balls has evidently decided that hammering the Coalition on rising fuel duty and the double-tax on fuel through VAT is the right way to go. Politically, it’s a clever choice – the levels of tax faced by motorists are punitively high, it does harm the economy and it means ordinary taxpayers are often punished for making essential trips to work or to the shops – particularly in rural areas.
Essentially, he is shifting – at least partially – into TaxPayers’ Alliance messaging, casting himself as being on the side of the strivers, the strugglers and the just-getting-by. Heck, he even confessed this morning that maybe the previous Government might have wasted some money, an acknowledgement that seems obvious to the rest of us but is a groundshaking revelation when it comes from Balls.
As well as being political good sense, this is also part of a growing decontamination strategy that Labour are pursuing to shed the negative associations of the stealth taxes and squandered billions of 1997-2010.
The question with any decontamination strategy is “Will it work?”
With Ed Balls, you’ve got to wonder if even his powers of self-delusion will succeed this time. Today, he is an opponent for economic and moral reasons of hammering motorists. In his pomp helping to present and defend the Budget back in 2007, though, he was boasting about the ethical worthiness of, erm, hammering motorists:
That is exactly what we have been doing over the past 10 years with action to shift the tax burden from “goods” to “bads”, and with the work that we have done to support and, indeed, to pioneer international emissions control and trading. In the Budget, we have set out further actions to advance the environment agenda, including…a fuel duty increase of more than inflation
Is it really believable that the Ed Balls who spent a decade squeezing and squeezing motorists until the pips squeaked because driving was “bad” has now seen sense and is fighting on the motorists’ side? It’s about as plausible as Jeremy Clarkson being elected as the next leader of the Green Party.


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