Posh loner who liked poetry but not sport “obviously did it”, say media

Posted on December 31, 2010

Chris Jefferies may have committed the murder of Joanna Yeates – but as one of the fundamental principles of our legal system reminds us, he is innocent until proven guilty. It’s become a tradition in these cases for the media to indulge in heavy handed, nudge-nudge wink-wink implication when reporting the arrest of someone even before any charges have been brought.

Recall the case of the Ipswich Ripper, who murdered five women in 2006. The case is still notorious, but most of us have forgotten about Tom Stephens, the innocent but extremely odd man arrested wrongly for the crime spree. As soon as his name was revealed, numerous outlets started heaping increasingly peculiar implications on him – normally using anonymous comments from neighbours an acquaintances.

The most bizarre of these, which I remember made me laugh out loud at the time, was that he had been “digging in his garden with a small trowel“.

The smear was that if he was digging, he must have been burying something (or someone). In reality, of course, if digging ones garden with a small trowel was a crime then millions would be detained every Sunday afternoon and the panellists of Gardeners’ Question Time are veritable Moriartys.

The same is happening to Chris Jefferies. I am not attempting to go on some crusade to clear his name – for all I know, he may well be guilty. The police may know more that persuades them of this. What is certain is that the media do not, but are engaging in trial-by-tittle-tattle all the same.

Here are a choice selection of some of the reports about Jefferies so far, including some recognisable classics of the genre and some really weird ones:

“Oddball” – Almost all newspapers

“He showed no interest in cars or sport” – The Mirror

“The way he pronounced words and said his sentences was also weird”…”The things he taught us were really odd, he loved old English poetry.” – Small World News Service [NB it's not that odd to like old poetry...when you're an English teacher]

“Campaigned for gun range and prayer books” – Daily Mail

A loner” – Almost all newspapers

very posh, a solitary figure and very cultured” – The Sun

“An only child who has never married” – Daily Mail

an active member of the local Liberal Democrats and knew the leader of Bristol city council, Barbara Janke” – The Guardian

his students remembered him for his love of the poetry of the Pre-Raphaelite poet Christina Rossetti and idiosyncratic pronunciation of place names” – The Independent

If you spot any other corkers, put them in the comments and we can build up a full innuendo collection.

How did John Humphrys get a free ad in The Archers?

Posted on December 28, 2010

Ok, I’m coming out – I’m a fan of The Archers. Yes, the hurly burly of local scandal in rural Borsetshire conunes my Sunday mornings on a regular basis. To be honest, getting that off my chest makes me feel a while lot better.

One of the reasons I like it is that it’s a corner of the BBC which never makes me angry – unlike, say, Question Time which I’ve had to stop watching for the safety of my television screen.

But now it seems even The Archers is not a neutral zone. Last night’s episode had the characters discussing a local society dinner – which was a cue for a massive plug for John Humphrys’ lucrative after-dinner speaking service.

“Ooh, he’ll have a lot of interesting things to say,” one of them even waxed. 

Isn’t against the BBC rules to advertise products or services? Or does that not count when giving a free editorial plug to one of their own staff?

Three questions for the future of the blogosphere

Posted on December 20, 2010

It’s a measure of Iain Dale’s huge success as a blogger that his departure from the blogosphere has led people to question the very future of political blogging itself.

A blog is dead, but blogging will live on – there is no reason inherent to blogging why the medium itself should die out, unless Government sets out to destroy it. Twitter is a complementary not competing medium, offering an outlet for snap reaction, jokes and debate but not providing space for longer analysis.

The real questions over the future of blogging are about its form and freedom. To my mind there are three essential issues about what may lie ahead.

Who will blog? With the departure of Iain, Tom Harris and Will Straw it’s clear that some of the first wave of big bloggers are moving on.

There is a natural churn in any industry or hobby – but to have churn, new must come in as old departs. This blog is still a relatively new arrival on the scene, but I confess I can only think of a couple of other new political bloggers. Of course that may be because i haven’t found them yet, not because they don’t exist. Which brings us on to the second question:

How will the blogosphere function? The right wing blogosphere has developed – utterly organically – an infrastructure. Three main hubs (Iain Dale, ConservativeHome and Guido Fawkes) pull together the blogging that’s out there and transmit traffic to blogs further down the food chain.

One of those hubs has been removed, though I know Iain has expressed an interest in keeping the Daley Dozen feature going.

It’s not particularly healthy for any sector to be so reliant on so few hubs. The Big Three didn’t set out to build a monopoly – nor could they if they wished, given the way the Internet works. All three have in fact gone out of their way to provide a ladder for smaller blogs to garner extra readership through regular linking.

Really it’s down to the rest of us to work harder to build a new infrastructure in Iain’s place – either through a scrap that results in the emergence of another big beast or, more likely, through greater cooperation and linking between a number of medium-sized beasts.

The third and final question is the long-term and ultimately fundamental one. Who will control the blogs?

Iain’s departure is at least in part because his blogging has generated other work, such as his LBC show, which has ended up taking over his time. The ConHome team have long been able to work as essentially full time bloggers, while Guido seems to be taking the middle road of overseeing the blog while Harry Cole becomes News Editor. In the States, the professionalisation of blogging is best seen in the growth of the Gawker Media network.

This an understandable shift. Iain felt he had the choice between blogging and making a living in his dream job. Guido has strengthened his position enough to be able to afford to employ Harry but as a result has a business that consumes much of his time.

My concern is what this means for smaller blogs. On the plus side it means there is hope that at least some people can make a living from blogging.

On the down side, I fear this professionalisation may have unintended and perhaps inevitable consequences.

Look at the history of newspapers. When printing first became relatively cheap and widely feasible, in the 17th Century, it was an anarchic, free speaking and hugely popular industry that leant itself naturally to scepticism of power and authority.

The pamphlets produced were of varying accuracy and quality, but the public were free to decide what they liked. Ultimately, the pamphleteers’ radicalism was one of the driving factors in the English Civil War and the birth of the libertarian movement in England. The parallels with the recent history of blogging are obvious.

But the pamphlets eventually changed. Essentially, they became modern newspapers. Writers were able to become professionals, and quality improved – but regulation tightened its grip, and eventually a turgid morbidity set in. 300 years on, those weaknesses led blogs to become appealing, necessary and successful.

So maybe we’re seeing a similar shift taking place online (only faster, given the speed of modern technology). Professionalisation of the blogosphere is market-driven, so there’s little we can do about that. What we can and must do to escape the eventual fate of the pamphleteers is resist regulation. Hazel Blears has already led calls for the regulation of blogs, and I’m sure more such voices will follow – keen to stamp out a source of uncomfortable criticism and scrutiny.

There is a danger that as leading bloggers become professionals, Government will use  the shift as an excuse to regulate what they can portray as an industry. Only by nipping that in the bud will hobbyists, spare-time bloggers and potential stars of the future be able to keep going. As with any market, to ensure competition and innovation the barriers to entry must be kept low.

If some bloggers are able to become professionals, then good luck to them – but to keep the medium relevant and therefore alive it must remain open, cheap to do and above all free to speak as it wishes.

David Lammy, the Higher Education Mastermind

Posted on December 07, 2010

David Lammy MP seems to be of the opinion that he knows better than Oxbridge Dons who they should admit to University. Worse, the very fact that they disagree with him apparently means that they are institutionally racist, rather than simply better informed.

Who is this man in possession of such infinite wisdom that he is able to out-think some of the sharpest minds in Britain? For a short introduction, I’d recommend his appearance on Celebrity Mastermind, in which – among other things – he said that Henry VII was the son of Henry VIII. As they say on Twitter, DoubleFacePalm.

It gets particularly good at 4 minutes 20 seconds, on the general knowledge section…

Georgia to win the World Cup?

Posted on November 17, 2010

This piece in the Indie has only just come to my attention. It’s odd stuff, reporting that apparently Georgia is making a pitch to Boer farmers in South Africa to move to their country.

There are all sorts of intriguing political, demographic and cultural implications of this, but to explore those would be to miss the point. The most crucial impact would surely be on the world of rugby – if this goes ahead, would it mean that Georgia’s notoriously hulking forwards would be paired up with some of those lightning-fast Springbok backs?

If so, we might see a team sporting the St George’s Cross raising the Rugby World Cup – just not the one we might hope for…

Woman marries herself: Chris Morris comedy comes true again

Posted on November 10, 2010

Both Dizzy Thinks and I have previously noted that reality is coming ever closer to the comedy visions of Chris Morris. There’s yet another example of this in the news today.

Compare this item, from the BBC’s correspondent in Taipei:

to this sketch from Morris’s dark and brilliant series Jam:

Odd, no?

Rowan Williams – The meddlesome, misguided priest

Posted on November 08, 2010

What exactly is the point of Rowan Williams?

It’s not a new question, but it’s one that becomes more pressing every time the Archbishop intervenes in public debates.

Social cohesion, he claims, can best be protected by allowing part of the population to opt out of British law and instead enforce Sharia. On the economy, he rejects the evidence that the free market has been the only consistently and overwhelmingly successful tool for saving and improving human lives and instead backs Marx’s critique (despite the tendency of Marxists to murder or imprison, err, priests).

Now, most bizarrely of all, he has laid into Iain Duncan Smith’s proposals that those on benefits should have to do some work in return for them. It is “unfair” to stop giving people something for nothing, he claims, and it will drive people into “despair”.

This is truly weird, even considering Williams’ dubious track record. I am not a religious person but I have a fairly good understanding of scripture and the CofE’s supposed tenets. Where did Jesus suggest that subsidised sloth was desirable? The Bible rightly urges charity for those in need, and it is sympathetic to the unfortunate - but it does not say work is a bad thing.

Far from it – the scriptures by which Williams is meant to be living his life are in fact full of praise for people using their god-given faculties to prosper through hard work and enterprise, and this is reinforced by the protestant tradition. By equating, as he did this weekend, the requirement to work in return for benefits with a punishment, he has painted work as a negative thing. That seems to spring from a political source - not a religious one.

Rowan Williams fulfils only one role excellently. He perfectly embodies a Church of England which has as an institution utterly lost its way.

Under the Archbishop’s leadership, the Church is engaged in a desperate crusade to appear pleasant and cuddly, armed with a suspicion of anything that might seem (whisper it) guided by immovable principle – regardless of the human cost. Ironically, while he wrings his hands about politics, the ringing bells in his churches gather a dwindling flock each Sunday.

The danger for the Church of England is that the more the Arhcbishop attacks people like Iain Duncan Smith, the more the whole institution is put at risk. People like IDS should be the CofE’s natural supporters – but if criticism is all they get in return for trying to reduce the huge harm caused by the welfare trap, one day they will stop asking “What is the point of Rowan Williams?” and start asking “What is the point of the Church of England?”

Hello, Good Evening and Remain Indoors!

Posted on November 05, 2010

Credit to those BBC staff who are mucking in and knuckling down to keep the service running despite the NUJ’s militancy today. All in all they’re doing a good job – even the BBC’s Head of News, Helen Boaden, is apparently reading bulletins on Radio 4.

However, when the Today Programme was replaced by “Wading birds of the Wash” this morning I couldn’t help but be reminded of this post-apocalyptic vision of the future from Mitchell and Webb…

How Harriet Harman gave birth to Frankie Boyle

Posted on November 04, 2010

Last night I went to see Frankie Boyle at the Hammersmith Apollo. Depending on your tastes it was everything you might hope for, or everything you’d never want to hear – offensive, contrarian, shock-a-minute stuff. In short, hilarious.

It got me thinking about exactly what has spawned the recent boom in stand-up megastars. Most of those who have become hugely successful – Boyle, Jimmy Carr, Russell Howard, Al Murray – are distinguished by being as offensive as they are clever.

They plumb every controversial issue you could imagine, giving audiences a double hit of clever humour combined with an “I can’t believe he said that” shock factor.

Why has this happened? So far as I can see, it’s a classic case of supply and demand.

I don’t mean there’s a demand for actual racism or sexism – happily that has largely died out in the last couple of decades. However, there is a demand for freedom of speech and thought, and there will always be demand for comedy.

The prurience of politically correct tyranny, first in cultural discourse and now even in our criminal law, restricted the supply of free speech by threatening disgrace and conviction on anyone who dared say something un-PC. At the same time as they restricted supply, they managed to encourage demand by bringing out the natural British urge to give bossy authority a poke in the eye at any opportunity.

Those PC crusaders who forced through changes in the law and drummed people out of jobs have shot themselves in the foot by going too far. They have become so puritanical that they have provoked a popular backlash, like Cromwell’s attempt to ban Christmas celebrations. Neither comedians like Frankie Boyle nor their audiences are racist or sexist, but there is now a cachet, a frisson about someone saying what is supposedly unsayable.

I’m sure that – had she been there – Harriet Harman would have walked out of last night’s gig within about 17 seconds. How it must gall her that as a result of her work, someone like Frankie Boyle makes millions from saying to eager audiences all of things that she wants banned.

I’ll be buying tickets again, and I hope you will too – when you’re rolling in the aisles, revel in the feeling that Harriet is out there, somewhere, supping on the bitter broth of failure.

How times have changed

Posted on September 30, 2010

I wouldn’t normally just repost something from elsewhere but this post made such a neat point so succinctly I thought it’d be worthwhile just this once:

“This is Chauncy Morlan, and around 100 years ago his obesity was so shocking that people would pay money to see him as he toured the country as a circus “fat man”. I find the unremarkableness of his size to be a telling sign of how we’ve pushed the limits of obesity in the past 100 years. Imagine, if you will, what society would look like if 100 years from now if what passed as spectacularly obese today would not even turn heads at the mall.” (from Modeled Behaviour)

It’s unusual to get such a stark example of changing attitudes and social norms from history, but this is a remarkable one. Are there any others anyone can think of?