George Monbiot’s imaginary bankerPosted on October 10, 2012
It is easy, as they say, to start believing your own spin. Perhaps in time such a disease creeps over everyone in the public eye, as they increasingly come to live up (or down) to the shorthand summary of themselves which they once invented for marketing purposes.
Whether it comes for us all or not, it has certainly come for the Guardian’s George Monbiot. Two weeks ago, George tweeted this:
The head of a bank famously kept a pike in a tank in his office and would feed it live goldfish. Can anyone remember who it was? Thanks.
— GeorgeMonbiot (@GeorgeMonbiot) September 28, 2012
The immediate reaction was to point out that if you can’t remember who did it, it obviously wasn’t that “famous”.
However, weeks have now passed, and the name of this wicked “head of a bank” still hasn’t emerged. Not one of Monbiot’s 52,281 twitter followers could name him, and the article which he presumably intended to use the anecdote has yet to appear.
For that matter, fish-keeping friends tell me that the size of a tank you’d need in order to keep a pike would be umanageably huge.
Could it be that this “famous”, Bond-villain, “head of a bank” didn’t in fact exist? Could it be – whisper it – that George Monbiot’s memory has started matching up to his view of the world, even when it didn’t actually happen?
Perhaps I’m wrong – and if anyone can find me proof of the “head of a bank [who] famously kept a pike in a tank in his office and would feed it live goldfish” then I will donate £50 to Greenpeace. I get a feeling my £50 is quite safe.